Continuing on from the cold open of “Confessions,” Todd is cooking some crystal meth for Uncle Jack and Lydia. The Nazis eye Lydia up like a piece of meat. We’ll see Todd do something similar later in the scene. Lydia is worried that Todd’s product isn’t blue, while Uncle Jack is just impressed that the meth purity is now 76%. “Blue is our brand,” she stresses. Uncle Jack isn’t what you’d call a details person. “If it catches the light just right,” Todd can see “a touch of blue.” Neo Nazi #2 dubs the batch aquamarine.
After his presentation, Todd brings Lydia a cup of tea and apologizes for messing up his latest cook. As they talk, Todd moves closer and closer to her, eventually touching her shoulder. We know that Todd has committed some heinous crimes, so it’s an unsettling moment. Lydia keeps her cool and walks away unscathed. She leaves her tea cup in Todd’s hands. Todd is left standing alone, until he gets a call from Walt. We hear the conversation from “Rabid Dog,” played out a bit longer. Walt makes it clear that his target is Jesse Pinkman. Todd continues to be completely apathetic about murder. He takes a sip of Lydia’s tea, right where she left a lipstick stain on the cup. This is Todd’s warped version of a first kiss.
Jesse leads Hank and Gomey to Huell, who’s in a safe house under DEA supervision. Gomey suspects Huell will try to “lawyer up”, but Hank has a plan to keep Huell in the dark. Hank produces what appears to be a cow brain and pours the bloody contents all over his kitchen floor. “You’re up,” says Hank to Jesse. Speaking of Huell, Hank and Gomey visit him inside his safe house. As part of Hank’s elaborate scheme, he reveals all of his knowledge about Heisenberg to Huell. Huell has a convincing poker face.
Hank figured Huell wouldn’t spill the beans about Walt, so he tells Huell that they’ve been tapping Walt’s phone. According to Hank’s story, Walt was overheard threatening to kill Jesse, followed by Huell. Hank goes on to say that Goodman has betrayed Huell and Kuby has gone missing. Huell still seems unconvinced, until Hank shows him a photo of a “dead” Jesse. Huell freaks out and tells the two about Walt’s barrels full of money. Hank urges Huell to stay in the safe house, but he is technically free to go. “How long you gonna be?” asks a concerned Huell. Hank and Gomey may never come back…
To keep up tradition, Walt politely meets with Uncle Jack before ordering a hit on Jesse. Walt seems almost reluctant to do so. He shoots down rumors that Jesse is a rat. “He just won’t listen to reason,” says Walt, casting an angry look towards Todd. Todd appears to be wearing a Freddy Krueger style t-shirt, as though this whole situation is a nightmare for Walt. “Jesse’s like family to me,” Walt admits. He wants Jesse’s death to be “quick and painless, no suffering, no fear.” Walt has broken his own rule of keeping family out of his business by pushing for Jesse’s execution.
Uncle Jack can see Walt’s point: “I respect that, there’s too many savages out there.” That’s an ironic statement if I’ve ever heard one. Pitch black comedy at its finest. Unlike the previous job, Uncle Jack doesn’t want money from Walt. He wants Walt to cook for them. Walt would rather triple his price than help improve Todd’s meth batches. Walt looks tired and beaten down, like every word out of his mouth is draining more life out of him. “One cook, after the job is done,” says Walt reluctantly, shaking Uncle Jack’s hand. Walt is going to regret that handshake.
We transition from the blackest depths of human depravity to young Brock happily eating breakfast. I didn’t think Brock or Andrea would ever appear on the show again. Walt knocks on the door and greets Andrea with a smile. He slips inside under the guise of being Jesse’s friend. Had Andrea been aware that Walt poisoned her son, she wouldn’t be so keen to let him in. Walt greets Brock, who shyly munches on his cereal and keeps quiet. I don’t think Brock is aware that Walt poisoned him; he’s just awkward around strange adults, like many kids. This moment is meant to illustrate how despicable Walt is to return to Andrea’s home like nothing happened.
Walt starts to manipulate Andrea, telling her that Jesse is “using again.” He also hasn’t been returning Walt’s calls, so Walt says. Andrea gives Jesse a call, telling him that Walt has come to visit. Walt does seem like the devil in this scene, entering someone’s home under false pretenses and lying through his teeth.
From his car, Walt sees two Nazi hit men waiting outside Andrea’s house. Walt’s assumption was that Jesse would rush over once he discovered Walt was near Brock again. Andrea’s voicemail is picked up by Hank, who proposes a new plan to Jesse and Gomey. He’s figured out, based on Huell’s testimony, that Walt probably buried the money somewhere in the desert. There was no GPS tracker on Walt’s money van, but “Walt doesn’t know that.” Both Hank and Walt appear to be out-planning one another in this episode.
On the lighter side of things, Skyler is teaching Junior how to work in the car wash. It seems like a normal day for the Whites, until Saul Goodman walks in. Skyler becomes wary, while Junior won’t stop smiling at Saul. He remembers Saul from his “Better Call Saul” commercials. Saul has some advice for Junior: “Don’t drink and drive, but if you do, call me.” That’s got to be one of Saul’s best lines. “Have an A1 day!” waves Junior.
Saul’s getting his car washed to remove the excess cocaine Jesse left inside. Since Huell has gone missing, Saul has taken to wearing a bulletproof vest. Saul worries that Walt’s plan won’t work on Jesse, who is smarter than Walt thinks. As Walt and Saul talk, behind them is a “Better Call Saul” billboard. Their discussion shows us the reality of Saul’s character. Differing stories are paralleled in this episode, as Saul and Hank blame two different people for murdering lackeys. In both cases, the supposed victims are still alive.
Walt looks out the window of the carwash, feeling the gun in his pocket. He glances over at Skyler and his son, perhaps taking his final glimpse on them. The faintest hint of a smile appears on his face. Then he is back to business.
He gets a picture on his phone of an open barrel full of money. Walt panics. He believes that his “Buried” treasure has been found. His phone rings. “Got my photo, bitch?” Jesse says he’s found the other six barrels too. Walt runs out of the car wash, not even having the time to make up an excuse for his leaving.
The remaining minutes of the episode are perfectly done. Walt speeds down the highway as Jesse rattles off all the false information he’s been given by Hank. Jesse promises to burn $10,000 of Walt’s money for every minute he’s not there. “Don’t you touch my money!” screams Walt. Walt’s enraged moans don’t stop Jesse from seemingly burning his cash. Walt switches gears and tries instead for sympathy. “Jesse, I’m dying. My cancer is back. You’re not hurting anyone but my family!” Walt wants this money to go to his children.
“Oh, you’re going to talk about kids,” Jesse says. Walt apologizes for Brock, but Jesse doubts his sincerity. “YES I AM SORRY ABOUT BROCK!” he yells. Bryan Cranston’s face becomes twisted with fury and desperation. “But he’s alive, just as I planned it!” Walt says. I felt the same adrenaline Walt was feeling as he flies down the road. This scene is a major turning point in the series, because all of Walt’s accidental admissions of guilt are being recorded for the DEA.
Walt continues his rant, as Jesse continues to taunt him. “Open your eyes! Can’t you see that I needed you on my side to kill Gus?!? I ran over those gangbangers! I killed Emilio and Crazy 8!” Walt has admitted to all his crimes, quite clearly. My heart was pounding hard throughout this scene. Walt pulls up to the desert, but can’t see Jesse anywhere. Gun drawn, he leaves his car. He realizes he’s been duped. Walt’s desperation is so brilliantly captured by Bryan Cranston, who is the standout performer of the episode.
Walt takes cover on a cliff until he sees some dust flailing up in the distance. He runs down to ground level and hides behind a rock. The remaining twenty minutes of the episode are some of the most suspenseful in the show’s history. It’s remarkable how long Breaking Bad is able to sustain sequences of tension. Dave Porter’s score adds extra levels of heart-racing adrenaline to the proceedings.
Walt calls the Nazis and gives them his location. He tells Uncle Jack that Jesse is after him, probably with back up. “You get here right now as fast as you can,” Walt orders. Uncle Jack is still on the line, waiting for some more details from Walt. Walt won’t answer because he’s caught sight of Hank and Gomey. He didn’t expect anyone but Jesse to be there. Walt’s face is full of pain and anguish. It’s the end of the line for Heisenberg. He knows it. “It’s off, do not come,” he murmurs to Uncle Jack.
Detective Schrader and Gomey scan the area with their guns raised. “Walt, come on out!” Hank hollers, his voice echoing through the desert. The camera pans in slowly on Walt’s defeated face. Tears are in his eyes. To me, these tears represent Walt’s realization that Junior will find out what he’s done. Walt is also the type of guy who doesn’t like to lose.
You can hear a pin drop as Hank keeps screaming for Walt to show himself. Jesse is wide-eyed and anxious, even with the protection of Hank and Gomey. Finally, Hank spots Walt, who emerges peacefully from behind the rock. Walt drops his gun and raises his hands in surrender. Walt raises his arms in defeat in the same way that Gus once raised his arms to show his fearlessness. Heisenberg walks calmly over to Hank for what seems like an eternity. Even though it’s completely illogical, I thought Walt might have a bomb on him or some sort of trap to stop Hank. It turns out Walt is not as infallible as he thinks he is.
After seasons of watching Walt slowly work his way into the criminal underworld, it’s appropriate that we see him methodically place his hands behind his head and follow Hank’s orders. As Walt is cuffed, Jesse has a beautiful look of relief and disbelief on his face. He almost can’t believe what he’s seeing. Great actors can astound you without any dialogue. I’m looking at you, Aaron Paul. Nice work.
Hank can’t resist taunting Walt a little bit: “How’d you like my barrel photo, huh? Took it in the backyard by the barbecue grill, where we used to cook out with the family.” Jesse’s plan worked after all. He was right to assume that Walt’s greed would be his downfall. Walt just couldn’t resist losing any of his hard-earned money. Hank smirks victoriously. He asks Walt to take them to the real location of his money. Of course, Walt won’t say a word. Hank assures him that a DEA search team will find it eventually. He reads Walt his rights, but Walt just stares venomously at Jesse. Walt calls his former partner a “coward” and Jesse spits in his face. Walt deserves to be spit on by Jesse after all the things he’s done to hurt the guy.
The two partners in crime have a scuffle, which is quickly stopped by Gomey and Hank. Walt needs to be put in time out. He takes a seat in the car, momentarily separated from the rest of the group. Hank is so proud of his accomplishments that he gives Marie a call. Marie is disgusted to find a brain in the trash can, but Hank’s not so concerned about that. “Hey, baby. I got him,” Hank beams. Marie is overjoyed to hear this. She’s crying with joy. “I gotta go. It may be awhile before I get home. I love you.” Judging by the end of this episode, this may be Hank and Marie’s final conversation. It’s an unusually poignant scene for Hank.
Just when everything is looking up for Team Schrader, Walt sees two mysterious cars approaching from inside Hank’s car. My jaw dropped as I realized what was going to happen. Uncle Jack and the Nazis have ignored Walt’s orders to stay behind. What’s approaching Hank is nothing short of a small army, complete with heavy artillery. Any Breaking Bad fan will tell you that their heart was beating furiously at this point. My stomach was churning. I knew what was coming.
Walt frantically tries to warn Hank through the window. Jesse knows something is wrong. “Jack! Don’t do it!” Walt repeatedly screams. This is the most tense standoff in Breaking Bad history. The relentless suspense and masterful editing make this scene outstanding to watch. Uncle Jack and Hank lock eyes. Walt screams on, to no avail. The Nazis begin raining hellfire on Hank and Gomey. Slow motion is used to show the force of their firepower. Gomey appears to be wounded, but Hank continues to fire.
The battle rages on. Watching it, you feel as though you’re in the midst of this chaos. The frenetic gunfire seems unstoppable. When will this ever end?!? Surely Hank and Gomey will be killed. Walt writhes around in the floor of the car, until his glasses fall off. The sound cuts out and the episode is over. It feels as though this was ended abruptly on purpose. This is certainly the most nail-biting cliffhanger in recent memory. Some felt cheated by the sudden cut to black, but I felt it was a powerful way to end the episode. You’re still in a headspace of chaos and death even when the credits roll.
“To’hajiilee” was declared by The Daily Beast to be “the finest episode of Breaking Bad yet.” While I’m not quite ready to place that moniker on this episode, it was definitely the highlight of this season. I can’t think of another TV show or movie in recent years that has captured so well this level of non-stop tension. Ben Affleck’s Argo came pretty close, but Breaking Bad still takes the cake. Interestingly enough, both Argo and Breaking Bad have one thing in common: Bryan Cranston. Without Cranston, this show never would’ve been as successful. With 3 more episodes left, it’ll be hard to top this one. Then again, I’ve never been disappointed by a Breaking Bad finale.